Feeling Left Out Again: First Cybernetic Olympics to be Held in 2016
I’ve got dreams man, dream of one day competing in the Olympics. The problem there is I’m not one of those people, like my brother, with any sort of natural athletic talent. The only sports I am any...
View ArticleWant: MB&F Starfleet Machine
A while back I wrote about an amazing MB&F Music Machine. Well they’re at it again, this time they’ve got a desk clock they’re calling Starfleet Machine because it draws inspiration from Star Trek...
View ArticleOf Course They Do: Polish Priest Says LEGO Minifigs Destroy Children’s Souls
I know, I’ve been MIA for a few days. I needed a vacation, I got a 12 hour car drive to visit the in-laws. Not sure what to call that. But I survived so that means you get to deal with it and listen to...
View ArticleWant: Personal Jet Engines for Extreme Sports
The future is here, or maybe it’s still coming, I’m not really clear on that. Dreamscience is currently working on the development of personal jet engines for use in extreme sports. We’re going to have...
View ArticleDo Not Want: Teen Falls into a Coma After a “Friend” Squeezes his Nuts
Boys will be boys right? Wrong. It is never okay to touch another man’s junk, unless you are a licensed practicing physician and you are checking for a hernia. Now, turn your head and cough. The...
View ArticleThe Sky is Falling: Russia Gets Another Meteor
Russia is the land of snow and dash cams. Int he same way that India is the land of mystery and Minnesota is the land of many lakes. Because f the plenitude of these dash cams we sometimes get amazing...
View ArticleThat’s what you get: Old Guy gets hit by Train Only Loses a Shoe
When you’re hobbling down the road of life and you come to a railroad crossing with the guard arms down how many ducks are in the winter? HA, that totally turned into a religious question. A...
View ArticleBad News: Russia Blocks NASA’s Access to the ISS
Due to US reactions to the recent unpleasantness in the Ukraine, Russia has blocked NASA‘s access to the International Space Station and most of the rest of space. Not that they’re standing on the...
View ArticleGross: Violin Strung with Human Hair
What do you do when your hair has grown long enough for you to become an embarrassment to both your family and your community? You let someone attach you to a musical instrument and use your hair as...
View ArticleNew Record: World Largest LEGO Tower is 114 Feet Tall
Going on about 9 months ago now we got word there was a new leaders in the world of tallest LEGO towers. Well, their reign has officially ended. That is to say, there’s a new leader in the field of...
View ArticleTetanus Booster: Barefoot Parkour
How do you make a sport known as freerunning even cheaper? Or, how do you make parkour more manly, extreme, and dangerous, assuming those aren’t all the same thing? You do it barefoot. Hey, is there...
View ArticleWant: Never Ending Slinky
Every true geek wants just a few simply things in life, a decent bookshelf, a nice computer, and a perpetual motion machine to power the world and impress their friends. This doesn’t qualify as any of...
View ArticleGrand Budapest Hotel in LEGO
This is a model of the Grand Budapest Hotel built by Ryan Ziegelbauer. As you may have guessed by using your obsessive observation of detail and the title of the article, he built it out of LEGOs....
View ArticleI Want to Play: Underground Trampolines Suspended in a Mine
I spend a lot of my day wishing I was on an adventure somewhere. It doesn’t have to be a big thing, basically just not whatever I’m doing at the time that I’m daydreaming about the adventure. Here’s a...
View ArticleOur Favorite Kind: Horrifying Road Safety PSA
If there is one thing that everyone loves it’s the recent trend in public service announcements which scare people into not being dirt-bags. You remember the one about staying in school, and the one...
View ArticleHogging All the Crazy: Man Attacks Car with Axe in a Fit of Russian Road Rage
Before we begin let me warn you that all the images and video contained in this article will likely send you into your own fit of rage because it’s all shot in portrait mode. Turn your phone to...
View ArticleThat’s Gross: Ring Covered in Human Skin Leather
Late Warning: This one is gross. Like human skin on a piece of jewelry gross. Artist and crazy person Sruli Recht, who you may remember that we featured before, created this ring a while back that he...
View ArticleMaking Music from Bad Plumbing
You know when you’re using the bathroom at a friend’s house and your worst fear is that something should go wrong. You manage to flush the toilet without flooding the place but then you go to wash your...
View ArticleWe’re All Gonna Die: Bus’ Steering Wheel Comes Off in Drivers Hands
It’s happened to everyone, you’re driving around and your vehicle starts to do something strange. Like every other person on the planet without a huge bank account you just ignore it and hope that the...
View ArticleHooray for Science: New Insight on King Richard III’s Death
So King Richard III. You remember him right? You spent like 4 seconds glazing over him in that European history class you took your sophomore year because you thought it would be good to learn about...
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